Today in Question and Answer

Did you manage to get out of Paisley without being mugged ?
Just, though it is a miracle we didn't get a flat with all that glass

Why do Henry and the Argo have flecks of fresh bitumen all over them ?
Because Alex and James ignored the 'road closed' signs and rode over the increasingly fresh bitumen until they caught up with the truck laying it, at which point they quickly made a get away along a side road.

Why does it take 30min to walk back to the B&B from central Troon (population 14,000) ?
Because as it turns out Alex booked us a place in the next town, Loans, on 'Troon Road', by accident.

How can you impress your wife in unexpected ways ?
Try opening a beer using nothing but your bare hands and a bus stop...

Also, here are a few pictures from the top of the tower of the Abbey in Kilwinnie: